What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How did you get to be a leftist?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do diabetic people sweat so much?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you been arrested or investigated?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger